Friday, July 27, 2012

Going off "The Norm" Part 2. Right off a "Cliff" (Feedback Still Requested)

Going off the "Norm" so far that we drop off a "Cliff"(hehehe) (Part 2 of 2)
By:
N. Hogan
Chief Correspondent and Movie Owner Extraordinaire. 
Least Read Blogger of All Time


Friends, Romans, Cheers Patrons! Lend me your ear plugs!!

Here is the second half of the master list I promised. I would really, really, REALLY appreciate your feedback. Anything you want reviewed I will consider strongly. I've only received recommendations from one person and comments from three. This is movie number 205 and going through the last page of the archives. I have, again, hyperlinked to anything The Archives Report has already published on. :) 

I love you all. Please comment so that I don't feel like my efforts are fruitless (They might be, I'd just rather not feel that way) :) Please and thank you friends.

Here we go; 204 was Jumper, if you remember correctly, and here we begin K-Z:

(You may notice, as I have, that it re-starts as one. 1 = 205 in this case, and so on and so forth)

1.       Kick-@$$
2.       King Arthur
3.       King Kong
4.       Kingdom of Heaven
5.       A Knight’s Tale
6.       Kung Fu Panda
7.       The Last Boy Scout
8.       The Last Confederate: The Story of Robert Adams
9.       The Last Samurai
10.   The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
11.   Leatherheads
12.   The Legend of Bagger Vance
13.   Lethal Weapon
14.   Lethal Weapon 2
15.   Lethal Weapon 3
16.   Lethal Weapon 4
17.   Liar Liar
18.   License to Wed
19.   Live Free or Die Hard
20.   Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
21.   The Longest Yard (Adam Sandler Version)
22.   Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
23.   Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
24.   Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
25.   Lost in Translation
27.   The Man
28.   Man of the Year
29.   The Man in the Iron Mask
30.   The Man With Two Brains
31.   The Manchurian Candidate
32.   The Mask
33.   Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
34.   Max Keeble’s Big Move
35.   Me, Myself, and Irene
36.   Me and Orson Welles
37.   Mean Girls
38.   The Medallion
39.   Men In Black
40.   Men in Black II
41.   Men of Honor
42.   The Men Who Stare At Goats
43.   The Mighty Ducks
44.   D2: The Mighty Ducks
45.   D3: The Mighty Ducks
46.   Mission Impossible
47.   Mission Impossible 2
48.   Mission Impossible 3
49.   Monty Python and the Holy Grail
50.   Monty Python’s Life of Brian
51.   Moulin Rouge
52.   Moving McAllister
53.   Mr. 3000
54.   Mr. Deeds
55.   The Mummy
56.   The Mummy Returns
57.   The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
58.   The Muppets (2011)
59.   The Muppets Take Manhattan
60.   Muppets from Space
61.   My Cousin Vinny
62.   My Giant
63.   Mystery Men
64.   Nacho LIbre
65.   Napoleon Dynamite
66.   Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe
67.   Narnia: Prince Caspian
68.   National Treasure
69.   National Treasure 2
70.   Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist
71.   Night at the Museum
72.   Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
73.   Newsies
74.   No Country for Old Men
75.   The Number 23
76.   O Brother Where Art Thou?
77.   Observe and Report
78.   Ocean’s Eleven
79.   Ocean’s Twelve
80.   Ocean’s Thirteen
81.   October Sky
82.   Old Dogs
83.   The Other Guys
84.   Patch Adams
85.   The Patriot
86.   Paul Blart: Mall Cop
87.   The Perfect Score
88.   The Phantom of the Opera
89.   Pineapple Express
90.   The Pink Panther (2006)
91.   Pink Panther 2
92.   Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
93.   Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
94.   Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
95.   Pirates of the Carribbean: On Stranger Tides
96.   Pirate Radio
97.   Platoon
98.   (The Best of) Power Rangers: The Ultimate Rangers
99.   The Prestige
100.                        The Princess Bride
101.                        The Producers
102.                        Public Enemies
103.                        Pulp Fiction
104.                        Punch-Drunk Love
105.                        The Pursuit of Happyness
106.                        Quantum of Solace
107.                        Radio
108.                        Reign Over Me
109.                        Remember Me
110.                        Remember the Titans
111.                        The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)
112.                        Reservoir Dogs
113.                        Righteous Kill
114.                        The Ringer
115.                        RoadTrip
116.                        Robin Hood: Men in Tights
117.                        Role Models
118.                        Rudy
119.                        SNL: Best of Christmas Sketches
120.                        Saved By the Bell: Hawaiian Style
121.                        Saved By the Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas
122.                        School for Scoundrels
123.                        Scooby Doo
124.                        Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
125.                        Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
126.                        Seven Pounds
127.                        Shanghai Noon
128.                        Shanghai Knights
129.                        The Shawshank Redemption
130.                        Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows
131.                        She’s Out Of My League
132.                        She’s the Man
133.                        Shrek
134.                        Shrek 2
135.                        Shrek the Third
136.                        Shrek Forever After
137.                        Sixteen Candles
138.                        Sky High
139.                        Sideways
140.                        Snakes on a Plane
141.                        The Social Network
142.                        Sorority Boys
143.                        Spanglish
144.                        Spider-man
145.                        Spiderman 2
146.                        Spiderman 3
147.                        Spy Game
148.                        Stand By Me
149.                        Star Trek (2009)
150.                        Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
151.                        Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
152.                        Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
153.                        Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
154.                        Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
155.                        Stranger than Fiction
156.                        Street Kings
157.                        Stripes
158.                        Super Troopers
159.                        Taken
160.                        Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
161.                        Team America: World Police
162.                        Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
163.                        Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze
164.                        Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III
165.                        TMNT
166.                        The Terminal
167.                        The Terminator
168.                        Terminator 2
169.                        Thank You for Smoking
170.                        The Three Amigos
171.                        Throw Momma From the Train
172.                        Total Recall
173.                        Traffic
174.                        Traitor
175.                        Transformers
176.                        Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen
177.                        Treasure Planet
178.                        Tropic Thunder
179.                        Troy
180.                        The Truman Show
181.                        V for Vendetta
182.                        Vantage Point
183.                        Varsity Blues
184.                        Waking Ned Devine
185.                        War of the Worlds (Tom Cruise Version)
186.                        War Games
187.                        Watchmen
188.                        We Were Soldiers
189.                        Wedding Crashers
190.                        We’re Back, A Dinosaur Story
191.                        Wet Hot American Summer
192.                        What Dreams May Come
193.                        What About Bob?
194.                        When Harry Met Sally
195.                        Wild Hogs
196.                        X-Men
197.                        X2: X-Men United
198.                        X3: The Last Stand
199.                        X-Men: First Class
200.                        X-Men Origins: Wolverine
201.                        Yes Man
202.                        Zombieland
203.                        Zookeeper
204.            Zoolander





If you could leave just ONNNE teensy comment with OOONEEE movie review you might like to read, I'd love you forever. :) Thanks!
NAH

Monday, July 23, 2012

Going off "The Norm", Feedback Requested (Part 1)

Going off "The Norm" (HAHAHA...get it?)
Part 1
By:
N. Hogan
Creator and Chief Correspondent of "The Archives Report"

Hahahaha....Sorry I'm still laughing at "The Norm" joke. Come on, that's gold! Anyway...This post differs from "The Norm" because I am not writing a review. Rather, I am asking anyone and everyone reading this, friend or foe, for their help. "The Archives", coined by my freshman and sophomore year roommate, Jay, is humongous now, and I need help making decisions on what to review. The list I'm about to post will take two entries because it's so full (over 400), and a lot of these movies I have, in fact, seen. Some once, some two weeks ago, some ten years ago. But I want to create a blog experience that will bring some semblance of traffic, so I want to know what you want to read. Pick them off the list, comment with them, Facebook them to me, whatever you want to do, and I'll review them. I could use a fresh watch of most of the ones I have seen, and the ones that I haven't...well, it's a win-win. So please, send me your comments! Otherwise I'm just going to put this list into a random number generator. And that's not nearly as fun. I will even mention your name in the review entry! You don't have much to lose, except a little time to peruse the list. Here is 1 through 204 of "The Archives: Official List":

Also, if there is already an "Archives Report" Entry on one, I'll hyperlink to it!!


1.       9
2.       10 Things I Hate About You
3.       21
4.       300
5.       3:10 to Yuma
6.       (500) Days of Summer
7.       1776
8.       The A-Team
9.       Abbott and Costello’s “Who’s on First?”
10.   Accepted
11.   Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
12.   Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
13.   Ace Ventura: The Animated Series
14.   Adventures in Babysitting
15.   Air Force One
16.   Airplane
17.   Alfred Hitchcock Collection (20 Films)
18.   The American
19.   American Gangster
20.   American Pie
21.   American Pie 2
23.   The Amityville Horror
24.   An American in Paris
25.   An American Tail: Fievel Goes West
26.   Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
27.   Animal House
28.   Army of Darkness
29.   Around the World in 80 Days
30.   The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
31.   August Rush
32.   The Aviator
33.   Back to the Future
34.   Back to the Future II
35.   Back to the Future III
36.   Bad Boys
37.   Bad Boys II
38.   Bad Girls From Valley High
39.   The Bank Job
40.   Batman Begins
41.   Be Cool
42.   Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead
43.   Beowulf
44.   The Benchwarmers
45.   Beverly Hills Cop
46.   Beverly Hills Cop II
47.   Beverly Hills Cop III
48.   Big
49.   Big Daddy
50.   Big FIsh
51.   Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
52.   Billy Madison
53.   Blazing Saddles
54.   Blood In, Blood Out
55.   The Blues Brothers
56.   Bolt
57.   The Bourne Identity
58.   Braveheart
59.   The Breakfast Club
60.   The Brothers Bloom
61.   The Brothers Grimm
62.   Bruce Almighty
63.   The Bucket List
64.   Burn After Reading
65.   Caddyshack
66.   Captain America: The First Avenger
67.   Cast Away
68.   Casino Royale
69.   Catch Me If You Can
70.   Charlie Wilson’s War
71.   A Christmas Carol (Disney/Jim Carrey)
72.   Christmas Vacation
73.   Citizen Kane
74.   City Slickers
75.   Click
76.   Collateral
77.   Cop Out
78.   The Country Bears
79.   The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
80.   Dan in Real Life
81.   DareDevil
82.   The Dark Knight
83.   The Day After Tomorrow
84.   Dead Poets Society
85.   Death at a Funeral (British Version)
86.   Death Race
87.   Death to Smoochy
88.   December Boys
89.   Deception
90.   The Departed
91.   Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
92.   Die Hard
93.   Die Hard 2: Die Harder
94.   Die Hard 3: With a Vengeance
95.   The Dirty Dozen
96.   Disturbia*
97.   Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
98.   Due Date
99.   Dumb and Dumber
100.                        Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
101.                        (Red Green’s) Duct Tape Forever***
102.                        Dude Where’s My Car?
103.                        Dunston Checks In
104.                        Eagle Eye
105.                        Easy A
106.                        Edward Scissorhands
107.                        Elf
108.                        Enemy of the State
109.                        Ernest Goes to Camp
110.                        Ernest Goes to Jail
111.                        Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
112.                        Eurotrip
113.                        The Ex
114.                        Extract
115.                        Fat Albert
116.                        Fathers’ Day
117.                        Fanboys
118.                        Fantastic Four
119.                        Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
120.                        Fantastic Mr. Fox
121.                        Fast & Furious (4)
122.                        Fast Times at Ridgemont High
123.                        Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
124.                        Fever Pitch
125.                        Final Cut
126.                        The Final Season
127.                        Fletch
128.                        Flyboys
129.                        Flashdance
130.                        Footloose
131.                        Forbidden Kingdom
132.                        Forgetting Sarah Marshall
133.                        Forget Paris
134.                        Forrest Gump
135.                        Fun With Dick and Jane
136.                        Gangs of New York
137.                        Galaxy Quest
138.                        Gamer
139.                        Garden State
140.                        Get Him to the Greek
141.                        Get Shorty
142.                        Get Smart
143.                        Gettysburg
144.                        Ghostbusters
145.                        Ghostbusters 2
146.                        Ghost Rider
147.                        Ghost Town
148.                        Gladiator
149.                        Glory
150.                        Gods and Generals
151.                        Good Burger
152.                        GoodFellas
153.                        The Good Girl
154.                        Good Morning Vietnam
155.                        A Goofy Movie
156.                        The Goonies
157.                        The Great Muppet Caper
158.                        Grilled
159.                        Grown Ups
160.                        Hairspray
161.                        Hamlet 2
162.                        Hancock
163.                        Happy Gilmore
164.                        Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
165.                        Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay
166.                        Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
167.                        Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
168.                        Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
169.                        Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
170.                        Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1
171.                        The Heartbreak Kid
172.                        Heavyweights
173.                        He’s Just Not That Into You
174.                        Henry Poole Is Here
175.                        Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
176.                        Hook
177.                        Hoosiers
178.                        Horrible Bosses
179.                        Hot Rod
180.                        How the Grinch Stole Christmas (Jim Carrey)
181.                        I Am Legend
182.                        I Love You Beth Cooper
183.                        I Love You, Man
184.                        I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
185.                        I, Robot
186.                        Inception
187.                        The Incredible Hulk
188.                        Independence Day
189.                        Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
190.                        Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
191.                        Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
192.                        Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
193.                        The Informant
194.                        Inglorious Basterds
195.                        The Island
196.                        The Italian Job
197.                        Iron Man
198.                        Jack and the Beanstalk (starring Abbott and Costello)
199.                        Jarhead
200.                        The Jerk
201.                        Jingle All The Way
202.                        Johnny English
203.                        Judgement In Berlin
204.                        Jumper